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Natural Beauty
Nope. It’s not me that’s for sure. It could be this rose though. Stood doing the washing up and found my eyes resting upon its gorgeous colours. Well, true natural beauty at its greatest. In MY...
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Evil Pony!
The girls got some little ponies from Sainsburys a few weeks ago, but something has been bugging me. Is it just me or do these cute little unicorns look a bit pissed off? I swear they were happy when...
View ArticleLadies Should Go Brazilian
Possibly the best and funniest advert I have seen for the 2014 World Cup… How are you celebrating the World Cup? Having a beer on the sofa? Telling your wife to shut up, and the kids to get out of the...
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…7 Years Bad Luck!?
Agh…… Bollocks! Technically I didn’t break it, the wind blew my mirror over… So does it still count? Do you have any superstitions? I always nod to a single Magpie, whilst saying quiely “Hello Mr....
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The Big Berkhamstead Penis
You read that right. They may be a few of you who think I’m talking about a person in particular, but I’m actually referring to the new map of Betkhamstead that had been produced to show the ‘best...
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That 3 Breasted Lady
Right, I’m a little confused. Over the years I have heard several times (what seems like an age old question) if men would prefer a woman to have 3 breasts or one big tit. And most times I have heard...
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Go Home Matalan, You’re Drunk
Occasionally you see something on some packaging that makes you giggle. Sometimes you see a whole wrapper of mistakes that makes you actually question reality. First of all. It’s not 1 pair of tights....
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Sticker Book Fail
Occasionally I spot something that shouldn’t quite ‘be there’, if you know what I mean. I’ve seen A penis in Berkhamstead and even an impressions of a bare bum and mans tackle on a pack of Maltesers....
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9 Important Things Every Family Should Make Time For
When things get hectic, it can be difficult to make time for your family. Work is busy, bills need paying, and the house certainly doesn’t clean itself. It’s okay to accept that you don’t have as much...
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Becoming an influencer
WARNING> This is going to be a post focusing on blowing my own trumpet. I have had the passion for Green Living grow and grow during the last few years of my life. Around 4 years to be exact, but I...
View ArticleBoost The Value Of Your Home
Houses are expensive; they’re probably the single biggest purchase you will ever make in your life, so it makes sense to take care of them and do what you can to maximise your investment. Fortunately,...
View ArticleFind The Right Fit: Picking A School For Your Child
Choosing the right school for your kids to go to is always going to be a difficult choice. But it’s also an important one for your child’s education. In fact, some people move just so they are closer...
View ArticleBest Boot Forward – Putting Things Off
My regular readers may have seen previous posts for #BestBootForward – a regular feature hosted from the lovely ladies who blog at IndigoWilderness and Kate On Thin Ice. Weekly, these ladies want to...
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